Ice bucket challenge got me like
Me: OMGF IT’S ALMOST TIME FOR HALLOW…
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
dude gel pens were my religion in the sixth grade
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
i’d rather eat a salad than go to school
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer